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@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2024-03-11 11:30:24

Laut Microsoft hätten sich die Aktivitäten im Februar 2024 verzehnfacht. 😳🚨
Zum Artikel: heise.de/-9650468?wt_mc=sm.red

Auf dem Bild sieht man einen Quellcode. Die Überschrift lautet: Russische Angreifer klauen Quellcode
von Microsoft. Darunter steht: Seit Monaten greifen staatlich geförderte Cyberkriminelle die Systeme von Microsoft an.
@roelgrif@mstdn.social
2024-02-12 08:10:53

Ja, sorry, van TwiX, maar deze is toch wel onbetaalbaar.
#biden #trump #haley

Trump makes fun of Nikki Haley's husband, who is stationed overseas serving in the U.S. military: What happened to her husband? Where is he? He's gone.

Reaction of Joe Biden on TwiX: 
The answer is that Major Haley is abroad, serving his country right now.
We know he thinks our troops are "suckers" , but this guy wouldn't know service to his country if it slapped him in the face.
Michael Haley posting a meme: "The difference between humans and animals? Animals would never allow the dumbest ones to lead the pack" (wolf in background)
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2024-05-10 22:41:49

“Unlike Google which took years to make its search really shitty, OpenAI plans to have outright false search results and dangerous answers to health questions from day one.”
reuters.com/technology/openai-

@dennisfaucher@infosec.exchange
2024-03-10 17:15:09

Why is everything in Kubernetes so complicated? (Don't answer that)
Somehow, I think I just enabled GPU pass-through support by running a bunch of commands I don't understand 🙂​
$ kubectl get nodes -o=jsonpath="{range .items[*]}{.metadata.name}{'\n'}{' i915: '}{.status.allocatable.gpu\.intel\.com/i915}{'\n'}"
microk8s-01
i915: 1
#kubernetes #gpu #intel

@crell@phpc.social
2024-05-11 16:17:37

This is sadly entirely accurate, and the whole problem...
(Edit: Original is here. Go follow the artist. mastodon.social/@workchronicle)

4 pane comic of 2 people talking.

Employee: What you are suggesting is illegal.
Boss: What happens if we do it anyway.
Employee: We get fined.
Boss: So it's legal but for a fee.
Employee: *looks angry and frustrated*
@cheryanne@aus.social
2024-05-11 04:24:38

❌❌❌❌✅✅❌✅✅✅
The Saturday Paper Quiz No. 499
I got 5/10!
Definitely not one of my better efforts 😜
thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2

Tech Progress 🤣
@…
hachyderm.io/@thomasfuchs/1124

@whitequark@mastodon.social
2024-05-12 06:14:31

I hope people look at this and realize that licenses will not protect them; they will only ever protect capital in the long run aus.social/@KathyReid/11241389

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2024-03-11 09:00:00

Nach verheerendem Angriff auf Südwestfalen-IT: 205 Kommunen lassen IT prüfen
Hunderte Kommunen in NRW lassen ihre IT-Sicherheit überprüfen, die Landesregierung bezahlt das. Sie will das Land künftig besser vorbereitet wissen.